I'm always late.
I made it my New Year's resolution to be on time for roughly 20 years straight before I finally gave in and accepted this about myself. No matter what I do, no matter how I plan my time, I'm always a few minutes late.
Heck, I was born at 8:03 a.m. I'm sure I was supposed to be out by 8 o'clock, but, you know, I was a little tied up for those few extra minutes.
What does all of this mean? That getting Sam to the bus stop on time in the morning is an amazing achievement.

