So we went to our childbirth refresher class a couple of days ago. The best part for me: The white guy on the one video from the 1970s who had an afro that stood out from his head at least 8 inches and either a bushy mustache or a medium-sized brown squirrel parked on his upper lip.
Other than that, I'm trying to block it out.
Basically, it was the job of this very nice woman who's been a nurse since 1974 to remind me of all the painful and embarassing stuff I actively tried to forget in the first few weeks after I had Sam.

