Note: If you haven't read "Labor, Part I," see below.
So we got to the hospital between 12:30 and 12:45 a.m., and Damon tossed me into a wheelchair in the entryway. The hospital doors are locked overnight, so he had to use the security phone to have them let us in -- while I'm sitting in the wheelchair having just about the worst contraction yet.
We got in, got to the right floor and Damon darted downstairs to go park the car. The very sweet nurse at the desk, who clearly couldn't see that I was about the drop this baby on the floor, sent me to the bathroom to pee in a cup. I almost said, "Are you kidding me?" when she told me this, but -- surprise, surprise, considering I was in labor -- I was having a contraction when she sprang this brilliant idea on me and I couldn't speak.
When I finally got out of the bathroom and back to the nurses' station, I managed to wheeze out, "I'm having so much pressure with each contraction. I really feel like I need to push."
This woke up my sweet little oblivious nurse, who swept me into the exam room and got a doctor in within two minutes. For those of you to whom this tally will mean something, here's where I measured:
8 cm, 90 percent effaced, zero station