Oscar Mayer is our little Welsh Corgi, and is all personality. He still has not recovered from losing his "big sister," our chocolate lab Brandy. He's doing his best, but he still mostly mopes around and waits for her to return.
I thought I'd make life a little easier for him by getting him a summer haircut. His breed is a herding breed, and if we actually HAD cattle, he'd probably be the expert foreman "corraler," since he can gather anything together in groups; toys, kids, or his food. He's the proud owner of 2 coats of hair, an undercoat that protects him from an agitated biting cow, and another one to make him look "purty.". He's accessorized with this extra coat, especially the "saddle" or part from mid-back to his head.
If you don't know what a welsh corgi looks like, picture the Queen's dogs from across the seas. She's frequently surrounded by several Welsh Corgis that are dead ringers for Oscar Mayer. They have beautiful red and white fur, short, or "length challenged" legs, big donkey ears, and no tail.
Back to our Oscar. When I went to pick him up, they brought out a Caucasion looking weiner dog type thing. I looked around for my dog, getting a little agitated since I was there first, and why was this dog's owner getting taken care of before me. As soon as I opened my mouth, this corgi imposter jumped up at me. He seemed familiar in the eyes and the bark was unmistakable.
I thought I must've taken him to the sheep-shearer. His head was intact, exactly like I left him, a beautiful redhead, but his body looked a little like cream-colored indoor outdoor carpet, and wasn't even close to being natural redhead. My daughter says he looks like a bobblehead. When others aren't laughing, I've heard terms such as pot-bellied pig, and a few other choice descriptions.
Oscar's got brains, and with those big ears, he hears every comment made about him. Each time we took him outside right after his buzz cut, he hid his head, and tried to do a lot of duck and cover.
One passerby just asked what breed he was, and when I told him, he said he had never seen a dog with such short legs. I quietly tried to tell him so Oscar wouldn't hear, that we've been telling him how much taller he looks without all that hair on his legs and hind quarters. Then I said loudly, so Oscar wouldhear, he is SO much taller now without all his hair, wink, wink.
We keep telling Oscar all the benefits of having this much less hair. I'm not sure he's entirely convinced, but he doesn't hide his head anymore outside. Besides, his hair is now growing back in. Only thing is, instead of his beautiful natural red head, he looks like he got into one of my boxes of hair color, as he looks so blonde. I don't want to disgrace him further by having blonde jokes flying all around him.
So if you see Oscar anytime in the near future, please tell him how handsome, tall and red he looks. That would save a call or letter to Dr. Phil. Do dogs have self-esteem?

