My friend Jeff had this on his MySpace... I'm sure it's been around the internet for a while, but some of these were so funny I had to share!
You know you're from Pennsylvania if:
You've never referred to Philadelphia as anything but "Philly." And New Jersey has always been "Jersey."
You refer to Pennsylvania as "PA" (pronounced Peeay). How many other states do that?
You know what "Punxsutawney Phil" is, and what it means if he sees his shadow.
The first day of buck and the first day of doe season are school holidays.
You can use the phrase "fire hall wedding reception" and not even bat an eye.
You can't go to a wedding without hearing the "Chicken Dance, " at least one polka and either an Italian song (sung in Italian) or "Hava Nagila."
At least 5 people on your block have electric "candles" in all or most of their windows all year long.
I actually HAVE this hex sign in my house.
You know what a "State Store" is, and your out of state friends find it incredulous that you can't purchase liquor at the mini-mart.
You own only three condiments "salt, pepper and Heinz ketchup".
Words like "hoagie", "crick", "chipped ham", "sticky buns", "shoo-fly pie", "pierogies" and "pocketbook" actually mean something to you.
You can eat cold pizza (even for breakfast) and know others who do the same. (Those from NY find this "barbaric".)
You not only have heard of Birch Beer, but you know it comes in several colors: Red, White, Brown, Gold.
You know several places to purchase or that serve Scrapple, Summer Sausage (Lebanon Bologna), and Hot Bacon Dressing.
You can eat a cold soft pretzel from a street vendor without fear and enjoy it.
You live for summer, when street and county fairs signal the beginning of funnel cake season.
You know what a township, borough and commonwealth are.
A traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a horse-drawn carriage on the highway in Lancaster County.
You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
You carry jumper cables in your car and your female passengers know how to use them.
You still keep kitty litter, starting fluid, de-icer, or a snow brush in your trunk, even if you live in the south.
Driving is always better in winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
As a kid you built snow forts and leaf piles that were taller than you were.
Your graduating class consisted of mostly Polish, German, & Italian names.
"You guys" and "youse" and "yinz" are perfectly acceptable references to a group of men and women.
You know how to respond to the question "Djeetyet?"
You learned to pronounce Bryn Mawr, Wilkes-Barre, Schuylkill, Bala Cynwyd, Conshohocken, and Monongahela.
You know what a "Mummer" is, and are disappointed if you can't catch at least highlights of the parade.
You actually understand these jokes and share them with other Pennsylvanians.
So what else can we add to this list? And is there any disagreement on any of these??
In these parts we eat "pon haus" aka scrapple. Where's the hog maw? Where's the souse...it's food and should not be confused with getting "soused." That's all together different, though both are pickled.
Love those dippy eggs! There's a book filled with sayings similar to this on being a Yorker and if I can find my copy I'll pass some on. The group above I've received more than once and even people out of the state have sent it to me.