Turns out the York Newspaper Co. is far and away the most popular choice for a place to hunker down during a zombie uprising.
My good friend Dan had a really great idea:
To the press room! You can gain the the higher ground if you scale that metal monster and create an outer perimeter by using a forklift to maneuver the newsprint rolls around it like a palisade.
Ellen, who is the assistant for our facilities manager, clued us in to a little-known (well, till now) secret about the press room – there’s actually a room ABOVE it, accessible only through the lockable elevator and a locked (metal) stairwell door – no windows!
Now, Hubby had another good idea. (He’s not a fan of the whole YNC plan.)
He pointed us right across the street – to Gander Mountain! Only one small entrance in the front… no windows… probably a loading dock in the back, but those are lockable metal doors at worst.
And, holy cow, what a cache of survival supplies there – meals ready to eat, weapons, camping gear, clothes, running water facilities…
He makes a good point! I could live there…