More on zombies in York County


Turns out the York Newspaper Co. is far and away the most popular choice for a place to hunker down during a zombie uprising.

My good friend Dan had a really great idea:

To the press room! You can gain the the higher ground if you scale that metal monster and create an outer perimeter by using a forklift to maneuver the newsprint rolls around it like a palisade.

Ellen, who is the assistant for our facilities manager, clued us in to a little-known (well, till now) secret about the press room – there’s actually a room ABOVE it, accessible only through the lockable elevator and a locked (metal) stairwell door – no windows!

Now, Hubby had another good idea. (He’s not a fan of the whole YNC plan.)

He pointed us right across the street – to Gander Mountain! Only one small entrance in the front… no windows… probably a loading dock in the back, but those are lockable metal doors at worst.

And, holy cow, what a cache of survival supplies there – meals ready to eat, weapons, camping gear, clothes, running water facilities…

He makes a good point! I could live there…

About Joan

My name is Joan and I'm a lifelong Yorker. Throughout high school and college, I swore I was getting out of here as soon as possible. Now, a few years later, I can't think of anywhere I'd rather be. I love my town, and I hear every day from readers who love their towns, too. So please, connect with me and let's share what makes life in York County great. I'm here to help you enjoy this place as much as I do!
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2 Responses to More on zombies in York County

  1. Doug W says:

    Maybe we should install a few of these around the YDR:

  2. Hubby says:

    Yeah, I’ll be over at Gander Mountain, chomping on a Clif bar and unrolling my sleeping bag, while y’all are still over here at the York Newspaper Co., trying to figure out whose cubicle offers the most protection from the undead. … Plus, at Gander Mountain, I’m already halfway to the West Manchester Mall, and everyone KNOWS there are plenty of good ways to survive in a shopping mall, so long as you keep your wits and keep the bikers out.

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