Dear printer repair man:
Please come to my house and check my printer. Every time I use the printer - and I am away while it prints - my papers are wrinkled, even shredded. Sometimes the ink is blurred. I hope that you can find the problem!
Sincerely,
Concerned Computer Owner
----------------------------------------------------------- Dear Concerned Computer Owner:
While you were gone today, I checked your printer, and I found your problem. Please click here for the answer.
Sincerely,
Your printer repair man
It looks like Scoop, but it's much more likely that Huggles would do that.