A few of us dogs got together yesterday and decided we need some clarify some things.
We do so much for you. We guard your house, keep your feet warm, laugh at your jokes and pick up your spills. We do all this because we love you; however, there are some things that need to change.
1. It's not our fault mud sticks to our feet. YOU make us go out in the rain! Don't get so upset when there are muddy skid marks when we come back in.
2. It's not our fault our tails knock things over. You like it that we get excited to see you! Stop putting the knick-knacks on low tables and then getting upset when they break.
3. We don't understand about the furniture. If no one else is using it, what's the problem??
4. We don't understand about food on the kitchen counter. If you're not eating it, what's the problem??
5. You're giving us the toys to play with. It's FUN to take all the stuffing out. Isn't that why yo u bought the toys to begin with, because you thought we'd have fun??
6. Stop blaming ALL the bad smells on us. It's not always the dog!
7. We don't understand about the hide-and-seek game. We KNOW you're in that small room! We FOUND you, don't we get a treat?
8. Doesn't your behind itch sometimes?
9. If you weren't driving, wouldn't you like to hang out the window?
10. How many times do we have to tell you? The trash guy is stealing our stuff!! Ya gotta let us go get him!
Sincerely,
Your Dogs
