It's not April anymore. In fact, it's almost June, but all of these facts are true.
And they're shocking.
Zack Greinki is 7-1 with a 0.60 ERA.
The American League division leaders are: Toronto, Detroit and Texas.
The National League batting leader is Christian Guzman, who's batting .373.Milwaukee leads the NL Central.
Chad Billingsley is 6-1 with a 2.51 ERA.
Gary Sheffield and Barry Bonds on the same team ... the asylum has come to Queens.
Mark Buehrle is the least surprising of everything.