So yeah, this Ted Williams' head story is pretty disgusting.
But that won't stop us from putting out the 10 ways to misuse the Hall of Famer's head.
The Splendid Splinter's splendid noggin works well in coolers for tailgating. Keeps your drinks cold and his mouth works as a bottle opener.
Two words: Door. Stop.
Frosty's got a new face.
Some people put stars on the top of Christmas trees; others use angels. If you have an outdoor tree you can use a certain Hall of Famer's coconut.
Hey, look at that Jack-O-Lantern.
Laid off? No problem. Start your new ventriloquist's career.
Duck pin bowling.
He's perfect for one of those fish tank decorations. Can't you see Gil swimming in one ear and out the other.
Put him in the batter's box against Adam Eaton. He's sure to knock out his 522nd home run.
The Kid could revolutionize the snowball fight the way the Super Soaker changed squirt gun fights.
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