Indiana Jones Stimulates Moans

Just thought that I would warn everyone: don't waste your time on the newly-released Indiana Jones movie!! Obviously this is just my opinion, but the movie progressed at a glacial pace - just about as slowly as the action scenes. The stunts were so unbelievable, I was ready for Jones to rip off his shirt and expose some Iron Man-like superman suit. I mean come on - no body is going survive a dash across a whole army of trained machine-gun-clad soldiers (especially not while running on top of crates) and avoid getting picked off. And NO BODY is going to rekindle a flame between a bitterly-ended-relationship-scarred woman from his past, while toting around a moody teenager AND a gazillion-pound quartz head (which is also unbelievably tossed around like a hacky sack). Yeah, this movie was almost as bad as.......uh........uh........never mind. As of present, this tops the charts.