Dipaholics Anonymous

It seems that I have developed a bit of an addiction somewhat recently. Now, don’t be too concerned. After countless seminars, I have learned beyond a shadow of a doubt that drugs are to be said “no” to. My addiction is composed of the delectably simple combination of Martin’s Jalapeno Potato Chips and Heluva Good! French Onion Dip. Don’t get me wrong, I am definitely a controlled eater. A snack is nice every once and a while in reasonable portions, but nothing more than that. However, when it comes to these specific chips and dips, I find myself physically lacking the ability to control my hands. They continue to move the chips to my face repetitively, despite my objections. Of my many weaknesses, it would seem they are one of the strongest. Curse both Martin’s and Heluva! Good for making the greatest snack combo since Hershey and Reese’s.

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One Response to Dipaholics Anonymous

  1. John VI says:

    Also, based on the proper Chip:Dip ratio, I am not getting an even distribution with one bag and one container. Math, why must you torment me?

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