Possessed soda machines

ScottMokrisSometimes when I am at Weis, I buy a Cherry Coke from the vending machine. Although I don’t like spending money, I like to get a Cherry Coke every once in a while. Lately, however, I have been unable to buy my soda.
At first the soda machine was simply rejecting my dollar bill. I thought that this may just have something to do with the fact that my bill was old, so I tried a newer bill and it worked. The next time I went to buy a soda the machine would not take any bill I tried. For some reason, the machine was not pulling the dollar bill in. I tried on several other occasions to get a soda from the machine, but the same thing happened.
Finally, I tried to beat the machine’s defective dollar bill slot by using three quarters instead. I personally thought that this was very clever. But as soon as I put the quarters in the machine, they fell straight into the spot where the change is given out.
After this happened, I knew something was wrong. Obviously, this is either a possessed soda machine or some sort of conspiracy by dentists to stop people from drinking sodas.

Or, it could just be a defective soda machine. That’s probably what it is, but the other two options sound better.

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