Dishes, dishes everywhere — even in the shower

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Maybe this is a 20-something thing. It might just be a Lauren Boyer thing.

I leave dishes EVERYWHERE.

By the week’s end, I have enough plates and mugs on the sink, toilet and ledges of my shower to run a full-service restaurant out of my bathroom.

I’m always looking to save time. That sometimes includes beverages in the buff.

Hey, if people can sing in the shower, why can’t I drink coffee? There shouldn’t be a double standard.

That’s not the only place I find dishes, though. They follow me around the house.

The walk-in closet.

The powder room.

The basement.

I’m starting to think I have gnomes.

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