but I'm tired of seeing Britney Spear's bare bottom and naughty parts. What part of she needs to where pants doesn't she understand?

Does Britney thinkshe is exempt from the "cover up your butt when you go out in public" rule?

Every week, one of the gossip sites has photos of her booty cheeks saying hello to the camera.

I'm starting to wonder if she thinks the rest of us are crazy because our butts are NOT bare in public.

Britney's thoughts - "Clothing items to cover my booty? What is this madness of which you speak?"

To help our sometimes commando (yes, I too feel like that's too much information about Britney, too.) pop tart, I think we need to band together, and set up a new foundation to collect underwear donations for Britney.

I mean, we could accept panties, pants and other bottom covers, as well as provide some fashion person to show her how to use these things.

Together, we can keep our wigtabulous star's butt covered. I'm willing to reach out to help Britney learn this social standard if you are.

For those who can't get enough of Britney's bum, here's a link to her "letting it all hang out" attitude:

http://www.tmz.com/2007/08/29/britney-fashion-violation-the-inner-dialog/

One more time:

http://prettyontheoutside.typepad.com/gilmore/