My co-worker, Sam (who also has a blog here - check her out), came over to my desk last night to give me a copy of the heaviest magazine I've ever seen.
The phonebook, otherwise known as the September issue of InStyle, could have many other uses, including as a doorstop or a murder weapon, depending on your mood and the circumstances.
We laughed about clocking someone with the mag, which would mean the last image in life the victim would see would be the smiling face of Gwen Stefani.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Anyhow, Sam also wanted to complain about a certain pop tartlet who got the guest spot on the front cover of a magazine she subscribes to - Allure.
The cover girl (drumroll, please) - Britney Spears with her brown wig on.
"I can't believe she's on the cover," bemoaned Sam. The incident upset my co-worker enough to make her cancel her subscription, she said.
This isn't the first time Allure did this, either, Sam informed me.
They had Spears on the cover years ago, and received a nasty e-mail from Sam for their choice.
Obviously, they're not into reader satisfaction. (smile)
The whole thing made me laugh, because the wigtabulous train wreck, otherwise known as Britney Spears, is by far my favorite tabloid queen.
I've been glued to her every misstep, and have spent way too much time reading about her while waiting in line at the grocery store.
For her kids, though, I'm still rooting for her to get her stuff together. It's mainly because I refuse to think of K-Fed as a good father. She HAS to get it together.
Here's more of Britney Spears in this month's issue of Allure, gettin' wiggy with it, during a photo shoot that apparently went better than the OK! mag shoot (see previous Britney Spears entry for details on that mess):
Ha, great post. I really do think Allure has really hit rock bottom by giving the cover to Ms. Spears.