These stars look a mess

I thought you guys would appreciate these photos of the stars looking, well, bad.

You could fry chicken on Posh's forehead in her photo. Has she not heard of Mineral Viel?

This batch also includes the weekly bare crotch shot of Brit Brit, who obviously did not read my "I don't know about you. . ." , a post on the fact that she still doesn't know garments to cover up one's bottom and naughty parts actually exist.

It also has a shot of Britney Spear's weave, that looks unbeweaveable put up in a ponytail, which was a BAD IDEA.

And could Kelly Osbourne be any paler? My goodness she looks like a scary clown!

The notable exception is Lindsey Lohan, fresh from rehab and lookin' fab. (That was cool. I rhymed, and hadn't even planned it that way. The wonders never cease.)

I also found another clown photo, this time of Lauren Hill. Maybe having four kids and one on the way, with no baby daddy in sight is driving her to make bad fashion choices.

We'll get back to our regularly scheduled blog posts this week, with more on weight and such, soon enough.

For now, enjoy the celebs looking a hot mess (Not to be confused with www.hotghettomess.com, a site with regular people looking a darn mess).