Brit-Brit's latest follies
Boy, it has been a busy week for our unbeweavable pop tart - you know who I'm talking about - Britney Spears.
Some highlights:
* Attorneys for Brit Brit told a judge the pop star missed her drug testing because they were "too early," in the morning, saying, 'She's a pop star. She isn't up that early."
You know, with two toddlers in the house, you think Brit Brit would be awake.
Oh wait, she doesn't have her kids anymore. . .
(Ok, I know that was low blow. I'm hatin'. I had my haterade this morning to wash down my hater tots. My bad.)
However, If you think I'm a hater, check out this blog post, on Britney.
All I can say is, ouch.
* She accused her mother, Lynne, of sleeping with her ex-hubby Kevin Federline. The 25-year singer said that her mum was doing so to get close to her grandchildren.
We're still shocked that more than one woman, not only slept with K-Fed, but also had babies with him.
If he's with Brit Brit's mama - I just don't know what this world is coming to.
* A judge told Britney she's not allowed to drive with her children in the car, because of her alleged reckless driving.
They're being to hard on her. Doesn't everyone run red lights?
* Brit Brit ran over another photographer this week. Here's a story on her runovers.
Those paps really need to learn to just stay out of her way.
* Solving the mystery of why Brit Brit's booty is always out, she was in a story in Us Weekly that talked about how she wears long shirts as teeny tiny dresses.
* This story talks about how good K-Fed is with the boys. It's sourced by a family insider, so, I'm going to go out on a limb here and say it could be a little bias.
* And the top highlight, Brit Brit was named in the top 10 celebrity train wrecks of the year. What an awesome feat.
For all things Britney on Entertainment Tonight's web site, you can go to this link, with a whole crop of news dedicated to our favorite, no panties-wearing, children-losing, bad weave-having pop tart.
Another good one, is this site, which has all things Britney from online gossip rag, tmz.com
In other stupid news, the ever-brilliant 50 Cent, is mad because the music industry apparently will let a white woman (Britney Spears) use the "B" word (Yes, ladies, I'm talking about that B-word) on her new song, "Gimme More," but won't allow him to use it in his lyrics.
Is he really this stupid?
In one word, yes.
