We don't have to take our clothes off

Don't you hate it when you take scandalous pictures with your man, and he keeps them after you break up?

I know this is totally unrelated, but I had to pass on this "Dear Margo," column about just that.

The second letter, is awesome, too.

So what is our lesson of the day?

Pimp-slap your ex if you find out that he kept the naughty photos he agreed to get rid of - but only AFTER you've burned them and all evidence of them.

Class dismissed.