That's the silence of no news in the world of Brit-Brit.
It's been weeks since she's used her crazy-person British accent in public.
I can't even remember the last time she flashed the paps with her bare vajayjay.
And she's also dumped her photographer boyfriend, the one who many believe was just after her for Brit-Brit's fame and fortune.
(I know, it's shocking. Just shocking that a pap would get close to Britney for the money. Say it isn't so.)
Britney Spears even spent time with her kids and is teaching dance lessons!
With her parents and family back in her life and in control of her affairs, it seems that Brit Brit is finally getting the help she needs.
My question for her family - what the heck took you guys so long!?!?!!
Are they the change she needs to get it together?
Has our girl finally cleaned herself up?
Posh (who?) came out in Britney's defense, saying she felt bad for her.
I'm sick of Posh Beckham. Who's with me?
Another celeb, some guy named James Blunt, came out swinging and attacked the media for its Britney coverage.
I guess he just skipped over the parts about how Britney sometimes sought out the coverage, then it all got out of her control. . . .
So, I guess no news is good news in the world of Britney Spears.
If she starts doing really well, what are us media folks going to write about?
Don't fret, I'm sure there's some popwreck who is plotting to take Britney's place as we speak.
The evil media, myself included, will have new fodder in no time.
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