(Phone rings)
Me: Hello?
Wagon: Hi, is this Michele?
Me: That depends. Is this you, Satan?
Wagon: No, but you're close. It's your diet calling.
Me: I knew you'd find me.
Wagon: Yes, that's kind of my job.
Me: So, it's that time again?
Wagon: Yup. You've got to get back on track with SutriSystem.
Me: But what if I can't do it?
Wagon: You can and you will
Me: Ok, Wagon. Thanks for the call. I'm on it.
Wagon: No problem. And Michele, no more drinking the ranch dressing, Ok?
Me: (Sigh) Ok.
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