(Phone rings)

Me: Hello?

Wagon: Hi, is this Michele?

Me: That depends. Is this you, Satan?

Wagon: No, but you're close. It's your diet calling.

Me: I knew you'd find me.

Wagon: Yes, that's kind of my job.

Me: So, it's that time again?

Wagon: Yup. You've got to get back on track with SutriSystem.

Me: But what if I can't do it?

Wagon: You can and you will

Me: Ok, Wagon. Thanks for the call. I'm on it.

Wagon: No problem. And Michele, no more drinking the ranch dressing, Ok?

Me: (Sigh) Ok.

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