Hello out there
Hi there, readers.
Your pleasantly plump blogger has been away for a bit, but I'm back.
I have not yet lost another pound.
I know it's because the pounds are fighting to stay with me.
I keep trying to tell them that we've enjoyed our time together (like when we ate the doughnuts that created the pounds), but it's time for them to go.
Does anyone have any use for my old pounds?
If so, please tell me, so I can tell them, and they can go on their merry way.
I wish them the best of luck - with anyone else but me.
Can't they go help out poor, skinny, cracked-out Amy Winehouse?
Doesn't she look like she needs some pounds?
You guys have seen me and my round sexiness.
Needless to say, I have a few pounds to spare.
So, skinny folks, really skinny folks, I'm offering you some extra padding.
I am found of it, but it is time for us both to move on.
Good luck, pounds. Enjoy your new home.
