Why, Lord, why?

Can someone tell me why all the foods that I like to eat are on the "bad, evil foods" lists?

I mean, every time I find something healthy - something that doesn't taste like sandpaper, and that is better than say, french fries covered with cheese, bacon and green onions, dipped in ranch dressing, someone one says it too, is bad for me.

Mmmmm. . . bacon. . . (Sorry, I needed to have a bacon moment.)

In this story, there's more of my favorite "healthy foods" that are no so healthy.

Damn. Damn. Damn.

Bagels with cream cheese - 700 calories?

What about reduced-fat cream cheese, or diet bagels?

That's a lot of frigging calories. Seriously.

And granola bars are good. Really good.

They keep me from chewing off my own hand around 4 p.m., when I'm starving and just getting off work and the temptation to go to McDonald's and get many, many cheeseburgers is almost overwhelming, but I resist -- thanks to that granola bar.

Oh well. I knew those foods were too good to be true.

Here's a list of healthy, yes, real healthy,items available at your local grocery store.