My co-worker, Amy, called me over to her desk to look at this picture.
Amy said, "What could happen during your day to make you do this?"
Indeed.
According to the Associated Press, this undated mug shot released by the Middletown, Ohio, police department shows Michelle Allen, 32. Allen was arrested Sept. 27, 2008.
Police allege she impeded traffic, urinated on a neighbor's porch and chased children while wearing a cow suit, according to a Middletown police report.
Right. . .
So, are police saying it's not OK to dress up in your cow suit, play in traffic, use your neighbor's porth as a toliet and frighten small children when you chase them?
What is this world coming to, when a juicy woman in a cow suit can't go out and live for a day?
We even have the same name.
But for the record, I have not done any of these things. (Or at least no one can prove that I did any of these things.)
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