'Biggest Loser' could be me

I'm going to do it.

I signed up to be part of a local 12-week "Biggest Loser," competition.

Isn't this exciting?

I've tried Weight Watchers, eDiets.com, Curves, NutriSystem, various crash and home diets.

According to my waistline, those methods were not at all successful.

With this program, I'm hoping there will be no "fat girl in spandex" moments for the world to see, or tears over not being able to have snacks.

I'll be on a team with 10 other fatties, and we will compete against other teams of fatties for prizes, and the ultimate goal - weight loss.

(Whatever - I am fat, and I can call other people fat. Get over it. )

I went to the meeting Monday to learn more about the program.