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August 5, 2008

Jolie-Pitt twins debut

This week, People magazine has the exclusive photos of the Jolie-Pitt clan.

Folks, these people have a lot of kids.

Imagine, if you will, a household with six children under the age of 7.

Gives you the chills, doesn't it?

The beautiful couple says the other kids are adjusting well to the new twins. They denied rumors that they 'were too busy' to have babies and used fertility treatments.

Not ones to shy away from letting us all know they're getting some, the super couple said they produced the twins the old-fashioned way, and that twins run in Pitt's family.

Who knew?

I had to go out and buy the new magazine with the photos. The family is so cute.

July 29, 2008

Wino is at it again

You sister, Amy Winehouse, is in trouble - again.

She was rushed to the hospital last night, and released early this morning.
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Her father said she was being treated for crack-related, I mean, medicine-related problems, specifically an allergic reaction to medication.

Is that the same as an overdose?

Guys, Amy needs help more than someone needs to tell Lisa Rinna her lips make her look like a fish.

She's in worse shape than Britney Spears was, and that, dear readers, is truly an accomplishment.

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July 18, 2008

Jamie Lynn did it, should your teen?

Once again, OK! Magazine got the baby scoop.

The Brit trash tab is on the hot seat for it's previous baby scoop, on the nation's favorite unwed Spears, Jamie Lynn, and her new baby.

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July 17, 2008

Jessica Alba still looks great

Everybody in Hollywood is having babies this summer.

Maybe it's something in the water. . .

Anywho, here's some first pictures of Jessica Alba's baby, from our favorite catty blogger, Perez Hilton.

July 11, 2008

Wino is tripping out

What the crack is wrong with Amy Winehouse?

In this post, our favorite gossip blogger Perez Hilton talks about how she attacked three folks over the last few days.

I'm just trying to figure out why this stick of a woman is going around trying to beat on people.

I mean, she doesn't really have much weight anymore to put behind a punch.

Also, could she look any more cracked out?

Has anyone brought up the idea of rehab to her again? I'm not being a hater, I'm just saying.

July 10, 2008

Nothing like awful celeb fashion

It's a sunny day, the birds are chirping and it's a perfect time to make fun of celebrities.

I don't know about you, but it's good to know that celebs have bad - sometimes, really bad - clothes and hair days.

With that in mind, I bring you the latest of my favorite MSN Entertainment feature, "Undressed."

Not only is the woman who does this online feature cruel, but she's also funny and a master at dropping in 80s references.

So, here's to celebs dressing poorly, and wasting time at work.

Enjoy.

June 18, 2008

They need a few sandwiches

As I've said before, where I'm from, they pick on skinny people.

These starlets take the skinny thing to a whole new level.

I like being volumptous, and they apparently like being thin. However, young girls aren't looking at me as a role model.

They are, however, looking at these stick-thin actresses and others.

So, ladies, please, learn that bread and real butter is your friend.

No one is knocking you for being naturally thin. I'm knocking you for being too thin and looking unhealthy.

June 3, 2008

Your sister is getting some lovin'

But not from her husband, Blake, who is in jail.

Our favorite celebrity gossip blogger, Perez Hilton, had this post on Amy Winehouse.

I have to say these are not the most flattering pictures of the troubled siren.

Also, as most people who have had hickies know (I've heard about them. . . ), using a cold spoon, or wearing a turtleneck is usually a good plan.

It's really a shame because Amy really has a great voice. Rehab is not her best or only song.

So sad to see her like this.

She looks BAAAAAAAAD.

May 20, 2008

Whitney Houston may have a point. . .

Whitney Houston was wrong about a few things, including:

Marrying Bobby Brown

Her hairstyles for most of the 80's and early 90's

Two words: The Bodyguard

Her 'family' reality show

But she was not wrong about crack.

As Whitney so proudly said in her infamous Barbara Walters interview, "Crack is whack."

Apparently, Amy Winehouse did not get that memo.

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May 15, 2008

I like candy, but. . .

I'm a hater when it comes to the 'lollipop' song.

What? You've never heard the musical, magical song involving lollipops?

Well, you're in for a treat. It just so happens I found this mockery of a song and its video.

Here you go (This is not one for the kiddies) :

It's a sad day for hip-hop when this garbage is the number 1 song.

And can you get your boys? Basically, the only grown men who carry around lollipops are. . . well. . . usually arrested after they try to use them to lure small children into their cars.

Am I the only one who thinks this is a stupid song?

This week I'm on a music snob rant. Dont' mind me.